Parenting lessons that many parents had to learn the hard way:
- Super glue has no place in a house with young children.
- Neither do Sharpie's.
- There is no such thing as allowing your kid to play with your phone "just once."
- Don't use Google to diagnose illnesses. Ever.
- Always carry wipes, long after diaper wearing has ended.
- Keep track of who gave what at birthday parties.
- Never stock batteries in your house, or you will be forced to make obnoxiously loud toys work once again.
- Backup all photos. Better yet, print them.
- Look in the oven before you turn it on.
